I must have just totally missed when we started naming winter storms. This seems totally unnecessary. I get Hurricanes and shit like that, but it’s fucking February. We used to just call storms during the winter, winter weather. “It’s snowing in the Great Lakes in February! Whatever shall we do?!?!?!”

Also Olive? Wow. Is this storm a flapper who had to drink bath tub gin? Pretty sure this storm doesn’t have the constitutional right to vote.

Blame the National Weather Service for the fact that this storm thinks a headband with a peacock feather sticking out of it looks fashionable

I was going to do a list of famous people named Olive, but there aren’t any cause they are all fucking dead and therefore even I’m not old enough to remotely remember them.